The Henry VIII One Piece
The Henry VIII One Piece
The Henry VIII One Piece
The Henry VIII One Piece

The Henry VIII One Piece

Regular price 78.00 Most garments are offered on a made-to-order basis. Please allow for 3-5 weeks of lead time.
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Lorica one pieces are fully-lined and chlorine-resistant, making them perfect swimsuits. But they're also versatile enough to be worn as a bodysuit under a skirt or a pair of shorts for everyday slaying. ✨

Our Henry VIII design is based on the field armor of the notorious king of England, a piece currently on view at The Metropolitan Museum of Art, New York. This intricately designed suit was crafted for the king late in his life (what I like to call his “fat Elvis” period), which he wore into battle during his last military campaign despite his infirmities at the time. But you can get all of the artistry without any of the gout in our take on this beautiful armor. 😉

Our model is 5'2 and wearing a size XS.
Swimsuits

Our one-pieces have less stretch than our leggings and dresses, so when between sizes it is best to size up!

Size Bust Waist Hip
XS 30-32 in
76-81 cm
24-26 in
61-66 cm
32-34 in
81-86 cm
S 32.5-34.5 in
83-88 cm
26.5-28.5 in
67-72 cm
34.5-36.5 in
88-92 cm
M 35-37 in
89-94 cm
29-31 in
74-79 cm
37-39 in
94-99 cm
L 37.5-39.5 in
95-100 cm
31.5-33.5 in
80-85 cm
39.5-41.5 in
100-105 cm
XL 40-42 in
102-107 cm
34-36 in
86-91 cm
42-44 in
106-112 cm
XXL 42.5-44.5 in
108-113 cm
36.5-38.5 in
93-98 cm
44.5-46.5 in
113-118 cm
Swimsuits
78% Recycled Polyester, 22% Elastane
Ultrachlorine resistant
Lotion and oil resistant
Pilling resistant
Muscle compression
UV protection
Made in the USA
Shipping

We believe in "slow fashion" to reduce waste from mass production, so many of our garments are made-to-order, and we often keep little in stock. Please allow 3-5 weeks for shipment of your items with that in mind!

Domestic orders are shipped via USPS: rates will vary based on selected service, package weight, and location (we ship from Potomac, MD). Sales tax of 6% will be charged for orders shipped to Maryland.

International orders are shipped via USPS International in combination with your local postal service. International customers are responsible for all customs duties, VAT taxes, and any other applicable taxes, fees, or actions required In your country to receive your goodies.

Returns

Domestic returns are free! We offer returns within 30 days of receipt of your goodies. We can't offer exchanges, unfortunately, but you are welcome to initiate a return and repurchase another pair in the correct size or style.

If you wish to return any unworn and unwashed items, please contact [email protected] to receive a prepaid return label. International orders should still contact [email protected] for a return address, but unfortunately we cannot cover return postage for customers outside of the US. Please include in your email:

Order Number
Full Name
Product Name
Quantity
Size
Reason (e.g. wrong size)

After we have received the Items In satisfactory condition, we will refund the purchase amount (less initial shipping charges).

If you received a faulty or incorrect item, please email us at [email protected] so we can make it right!
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Customer Reviews

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ironymaiden
IT FITS

This is about the cut and fit - I haven't hit the water with it yet. I'm 5' 9'', D cup, over 200lbs and very happy.

This is pretty much my platonic swimsuit. I got a long and it is definitely long enough. it's also modestly cut at chest and leg. no wedgies, no escaping boobs.

The padding is for hiding nipples (not shaping or support) which I find desirable; the fabric is firm enough that my breasts are held in place. The front is fully lined.

The printing looks great. Note that it is not symmetrical (like the armor) so be sure to look carefully at the effect in the pictures. I like it.